On the first day of Christmas....

Oh Shit! It's Rudolph the Red Nose Triceratops coming to save Jolly Saint Nick in this stylish sweater that's perfect for the Jurassic Park fan in your life.  Side note: Velociraptors are like the size of chickens and could easily be punted.  Spielberg lied to us.  Don't believe me, look it up! ​ The delicious honey baked ham on your table is more of a beast than it was.